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Rude, Crude & Hilarious

Rude Cards.
Better Paper.

The greeting cards people actually want to receive. Bold humor printed on premium hemp paper. Because your friends deserve better than drugstore cardboard.

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6-Pack $18.99
12-Pack $34.99
Hemp Heritage™ Premium Paper

You're Dope

You're Dope (inside)

Happy 4/20, You Chaotic Little Nugget

Happy 4/20, You Chaotic Little Nugget (inside)

100% Chance of Getting Zooted

100% Chance of Getting Zooted (inside)

How It Works

Three steps. Zero boring cards.

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Pick Your Pack
6-pack or 12-pack. Choose your level of commitment.
2
Choose Your Cards
Browse every category. Mix birthdays with roasts. We don't judge.
3
We Ship the Sass
Packed with care, shipped to your door. Free shipping on 12-packs.

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The Card Collection

50+ cards across every occasion. Card artwork dropping soon. Get a preview of what's coming.

Weedn't Have Made It Without You

Weedn't Have Made It Without You (inside) — Weedn't Have Made It Without You

All I Want for Christmas Is Weed and Silence

All I Want for Christmas Is Weed and Silence (inside) — All I Want for Christmas Is Weed and Silence

Happy Anniversary, You Cute Little Ash-Hole

Happy Anniversary, You Cute Little Ash-Hole (inside) — Happy Anniversary, You Cute Little Ash-Hole

Roll One for the Culture

Roll One for the Culture (inside) — Roll One for the Culture

Love You More Than My Stash

Love You More Than My Stash (inside) — Love You More Than My Stash

Happy 4/20, You Chaotic Little Nugget

Happy 4/20, You Chaotic Little Nugget (inside) — Happy 4/20, You Chaotic Little Nugget

Happy Father's Day to My Favorite Old Head

Happy Father's Day to My Favorite Old Head (inside) — Happy Father's Day to My Favorite Old Head

Happy Mother's Day to the Original Grass Queen

Happy Mother's Day to the Original Grass Queen (inside) — Happy Mother's Day to the Original Grass Queen

Top Shelf Since Birth

Top Shelf Since Birth (inside) — Top Shelf Since Birth

You're Not Old, You're Well-Cured

You're Not Old, You're Well-Cured (inside) — You're Not Old, You're Well-Cured

Appreciate You More Than Good Weed

Appreciate You More Than Good Weed (inside) — Appreciate You More Than Good Weed

Hot, High, and Not Replying

Hot, High, and Not Replying (inside) — Hot, High, and Not Replying

Stuffed, Stoned and Slightly Hostile

Stuffed, Stoned and Slightly Hostile (inside) — Stuffed, Stoned and Slightly Hostile

Dankful for You

Dankful for You (inside) — Dankful for You

Happy Birthday You Dank-Ass Legend

Happy Birthday You Dank-Ass Legend (inside) — Happy Birthday You Dank-Ass Legend

May Your Christmas Be Top Shelf

May Your Christmas Be Top Shelf (inside) — May Your Christmas Be Top Shelf

You Little Weed Witch

You Little Weed Witch (inside) — You Little Weed Witch

Dad, You're the Real OG

Dad, You're the Real OG (inside) — Dad, You're the Real OG

You're the Joint to My Lighter

You're the Joint to My Lighter (inside) — You're the Joint to My Lighter

Happy Danksgiving

Happy Danksgiving (inside) — Happy Danksgiving

Merry Christmas, You Festive Little Pothead

Merry Christmas, You Festive Little Pothead (inside) — Merry Christmas, You Festive Little Pothead

Creepin' It Lit

Creepin' It Lit (inside) — Creepin' It Lit

Dank You Very Much

Dank You Very Much (inside) — Dank You Very Much

Weed Be Cute Together

Weed Be Cute Together (inside) — Weed Be Cute Together

Thanks, You Absolute Pot Star

Thanks, You Absolute Pot Star (inside) — Thanks, You Absolute Pot Star

Have a Very Merry Kushmas

Have a Very Merry Kushmas (inside) — Have a Very Merry Kushmas

Boo, Biatch

Boo, Biatch (inside) — Boo, Biatch

Happy Birthday, You Fine-Ass Nugget

Happy Birthday, You Fine-Ass Nugget (inside) — Happy Birthday, You Fine-Ass Nugget

Puff Puff Hooray

Puff Puff Hooray (inside) — Puff Puff Hooray

Happy Birthday, You Little Weed Goblin

Happy Birthday, You Little Weed Goblin (inside) — Happy Birthday, You Little Weed Goblin

You Deserve a Fat Thank You

You Deserve a Fat Thank You (inside) — You Deserve a Fat Thank You

Happy 4/20, You Dank Little Goblin

Happy 4/20, You Dank Little Goblin (inside) — Happy 4/20, You Dank Little Goblin

100% Chance of Getting Zooted

100% Chance of Getting Zooted (inside) — 100% Chance of Getting Zooted

Hope Your Holiday Is Less Trash Than Most People

Hope Your Holiday Is Less Trash Than Most People (inside) — Hope Your Holiday Is Less Trash Than Most People

Thanks for Always Having My Back, Old Man

Thanks for Always Having My Back, Old Man (inside) — Thanks for Always Having My Back, Old Man

Happy 4/20, You Dank-Ass Delight

Happy 4/20, You Dank-Ass Delight (inside) — Happy 4/20, You Dank-Ass Delight

You're Dope

You're Dope (inside) — You're Dope

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$34.99

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The Paper

Hemp Heritage^™ Premium Paper

Every Sazzy Card is printed on Hemp Heritage paper, a premium blend that's thicker, more textured, and more vivid than anything at the drugstore. The kind of paper that makes people pause and say "wait, this is actually nice."

Sustainable by nature. Premium by design.

Thicker
Premium weight cardstock that feels substantial in your hands.
Vivid
Rich color reproduction that makes bold designs pop.
Sustainable
Made with hemp fiber. Better for the planet, better for your conscience.

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Rude, crude, and printed on paper that doesn't suck. Whether you call us Sazzy Cards, SazzyCards, or even SassyCards, you're in the right place.

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